Mummy, what is that? ..

It's so not cool to have a hickey at a grand old age of 37.5 (eh, STILL not 38 till the 27th of this month) .. And it doesn't help that it's the size of Texas. I kid u not.

Sigh.

And suddenly I'm bumping into all and sundry at Giant hypermart this afternoon. What. the. hell. And it's hard to have a conversation while trying to angle your body to one side so that the person you're talking to can't see it. Ok, who am I kidding? I was HOPING they wouldn't notice it. Hahaha! All the while I was cursing my husband inwardly.

Yes, I used concealer. Yes, I used calendula cream last night in an effort to get rid of it fast. Doesn't seem to be helping. I am close to just pasting a band aid on it .. A Disney Princess one no less and claim that I er, cut myself shaving? Lol.

And I am hosting a party at my place tomorrow evening! Can u beat that? I thought of wearing a scarf, but really, a scarf? Here?

And yes, of course my girls quizzed me on it .. "what is that, Mummy?" .. *sigh* I had to come up with a NOT x-rated explanation.

Eh. Stop laughing. Lol.